Me: Whales are scary.
Me: I read this story about a boat that stopped over a pod of sleeping whales. When they turned the motor on to sail away, the pod woke up and started thrashing and almost tipped the boat.
Me: Whales, man. The sharks of the sea.
Lorin: Oh my God, you did not just say that.
Me: What, it’s true.
Lorin: Sharks at the sharks of the sea. Whales are just whales.
Me: Not in my nightmares.